Wednesday, June 25, 2008

This is 10 times funnier!!!!

Hey people...enjot this video...i gurantee you will regret watching it...and the video is from a real hindi movie and thats the way how they really pronounce and sing this song in hindi...=]

Monday, June 23, 2008

Some people and sex education...

Sigh...what has the world and sex education becoming into...

Valo says:
actually im wondering how does it taste kissing
Valo says:
light kissingdamn cute i think
" Rohit™>> says:
u never kissed??
Valo says:
never laa fucker
Valo says:
what a question!!
Valo says:
u got kiss b4?
" Rohit™>> says:
bull shit
Valo says:
seriously laa bongok
Valo says:
i maybe very advanced theoritically
Valo says:
*quite
Valo says:
but not in experience
Valo says:
damn scared also wanna try

" Rohit™>> says:
y damn scat la
Valo says:
dont know
Valo says:
can get pregnant also
" Rohit™>> says:
omg
" Rohit™>> says:
omg
" Rohit™>> says:
omfg
Who knows there will be a day when research has been done by Dr. Masyitah who says that even holding hands can result in pregnancy.....have a good day everyone...toodles...

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Funny funny Funny=]

Here are some videos i stumbled upon...watch it and enjoy....




ESPECIALLY THIS ONE!!!!








What the....why me????

Olympiad Maths Competition.....University of Malaya...with Khai Shien, Ken and Brandon....Saturday 8.30am be in Taylors for a shuttle to the university....sounds like a plan....

So....i woke up around 5.30am...with full of zest and determination..i got ready....overly formal i think..=]..walked to the bus stop..listening to my songs on my PSP while waiting for the public bus to come....at approximately 6.30am.. a Metro number 10 arrived and i thought to my self..aaahh..what a lucky day since the driver did not use the short cut which will not pass my bus stop....paid 90 cents..still listening to my PSP...around 20 minutes later...i heard a faint explosion as my earphones were still on me....and i noticed the bus slowly moved to the shoulder of the road...it seems that the drive belt in the engine snapped and everybody was stranded..but the conductor assured all of us that another bus will arrive shortly...i was scared i might miss the shuttle but i thought nahhh..there is still alot of time...its only 7.00am...so all of the passesngers including me sat by the roadside...i had nothing else to do but listen to my songs..

So we waited and waited and waited..it was already 7.55am...i still chilled because campus was kinda nearby...8.10am another Metro number 10 bus could be seen coming...slowly but surely...
Like the malaysians we all were, we never bothered to line up and started to clog up the bus doors...we were to busy pushing and shoving each other that we never realised the freaking bus was PACKED LIKE A SARDIN CAN!!!!....the bus driver of the second bus just said "woi...tunggu untuk bas lain..ni dah penuh"

I was like WAT THE....and when i reached for my pocket....i realised that my phone was still charging at home...and the time on my watch showed 8.15am...ok..now i started to panic....
so i did not waste any second and started walking towards campus...AND THE FARKED UP PART WAS THAT THERE WAS NO BLOODY CABS ON THE ROAD....so i walked and walked and walked....it was already 8.50am...i was like wat the....but i still walked...not just any walk..i was like on the verge of running...and campus was still far...

I was like swearing and cursing God at that time.....but then i saw a phone booth...i thanked God..so i ran towards it and found as many coins i could...and then reality struct me again in the face.....i did not remember ken's,khai shein's or even brandon's number...nevermind...i thought of my dad...i called him...and of all places he was in...he was at my home...so i told him my problem...

Superman to the rescue!!!!!!!!....woohoo...i thought i was saved and hope that i could make it in time..it was already 9.20am....my dad came....and how thoughtful of him to bring my phone....and i was like wat the... when i saw the number of miss calls i got...haixxx...but then khai shien sms'd me that there was a 3rd bus....so we rushed to campus...and i saw a yellow school bus...i ran to it...only to find that it wasn't the shuttle to the university....someone please tell me HOW IS LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, June 13, 2008

6 things.....

1. Six People to Tag. The victims are:

ΩLim Khai Shien
ΩShereena
Ω Vincent

ΩBrandon Ng
(pls tell me i'm lame because i dont have anybody else to tag _ _")

2. Six Things I'm Passionate About

ΩTaekwondo>> black belter mah=]
ΩMy PSP=]
ΩMy food..XD
ΩMy family
ΩMy friends
ΩMy life>> live life like there is no tomorrow homies=]

3. Six Things I Say Too Often

Ω wtf
Ω damned
Ω shit
Ω hows life
Ω right
Ωawesome


4. Six Books I've read(Recently)

ΩDigital Fortress >> Dan Brown
ΩAngels and demons >> Dan Brown( cant wait for the movie to be released )
Ω Tree of smoke >> Denis Johnson
ΩMystery on the fifth avenue >> Penelope Green
Ω Then We Came to the End:A Novel >> Joshua Ferris
ΩA Thousand Splendid Suns >> Khaled Hosseini

5. Six Songs I Can Listen To Again and Again

ΩKau Ilhamku >> Manbai
ΩMimpi yang sempurna >> Peter Pan
ΩNo air >> Jodin Sparks feat Chris Brown
ΩDrive >> Incubus
ΩDancing in the moonlight >> Top Loader
ΩStep up >> Linkin Park

6. Six Things I Learnt In The Past Year

Ωnever ever drink before going for any classes or tuition
Ωnever get into a relationship with someone who is a psycopath which is totally capable of commiting suicide and also can convince yourself to contemplating suicide
Ωnever ever give your phone to your younger brother
Ωalways be grateful and show your gratitude to your loved ones before its too late...do it now people....or regret it
Ωalways grab the chance and opportunity when ever its in arms reach
Ωalways think of God....He is always watching

Monday, June 9, 2008

3 Birthday cakes for 2008!!

Hola people....today was dooms day for many of us and there still smiles from the geniuses amongst the long faces because today s9 had their mid year exam results....yay!!!..ermm...not so yay actually...i did just fairly ok i might say...just scraped through everything without i fail (i think)....but was kinda contented when Mr Woon announced that i passes my spec maths....what a relieve...i just passed and that really gave me hope and determination to do better for ct3 which is coming up soon...haixx...so much to do in so little time...sob sob

Anyways...i thought my day was all chaotic and doomed with the thought that i might not do so well for my mid terms....when all of a sudden...while i was talking to michelle....i saw vincent walking and as far as what he had told me, i thought he was from the washroom...but NO!!!...he lied and bought for Pavithran and me a birthday cake....THANKS AGAIN S9!!!....REALLY SWEET OF YEAH!!!=]
Ernest, Pavithran and me discussing how to divide
the cake evenly...
BEFORE

AFTER

Yeah...it was a very filling and an awesome cake..again thanks guys...ya'll have made my day and made up for my so "nice" results...=]

toodles...live free and live strong=]

Monday, June 2, 2008

my deepest apologies ppl!!!

Hey there everyone...sorry f0r the lack of updates...been really busy since i came down to jay bee...anyways i'll try my best to update as fast as i can aite...=]

anyways....THX EVERYBODY FOR YOUR BDAY WISHES...REALLY SWEET OF U GUYS...=]
and guess what i got 4 my bday this year ppl!!!
yes!!!!!....my mum and dad decided i was old enough to get one...haha..just kidding...was saving my money n abit of help from my mum..THX MUM!!!..PPL ATTENTION PLEASE....the graphics and the sound quality is beyond expectation...and the lastest game, God Of War : Chains of Olympus....OMFG!!!!!!.....IT WAS SUPERB N BEYOND ANYTHING I'VE EVER PLAYED(except Half life games)=].....the gameplay was like totally awsome though it took me 5 hours to finish it....i was very very satisfied with it=]








and just for the guys....there is this part where after beating the mini boss...you will be able to enter a some sort of prison where this 2 sluts will be on top of each other..and your hero will hump them!!!....see the candle moving and the ladies getting an orgy is cool lah!!!...wakakakaka...enjoy!!





toodles...=]