Friday, August 22, 2008

I'm never ever doing that mistake again


FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!


I did a terrible thing today....and I just hope that you are not feeling too upset about it and its totally understandable if you are feeling a little upset....I promise this kind of shit will not happen again....I promise I will make it up to you...somehow...again I'm very very sorry...=[


Thursday, August 21, 2008

Whats going on?

coincidence
noun 1 a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances without apparent causal connection. 2 correspondence in nature or in time of occurrence.*

*Compact Oxford English Dictionary

"without apparent causal connection"....what if coincidences happen too many times in a very short period of time....what does it mean and are those coincidences connected to each other somehow...

This phenomenon i believe bears some similarity to synchronicity, which is the experience of having a highly meaningful coincidences…like lets say such as having someone calling you or texted you while you are thinking about them or saying the same things at the exact same time or pointing out our friend's mum when you have never met or seen her in your life before. All these phenomenas invoke a feeling of mild surprise in me, and is causing me to ponder the odds of such an intersection.

I feel as though too many things have been happening to me and out of 5 of that many things, 4 will be coincidental...and IT HAS BEEN HAPPENING ALOT LATELY!!!!!!!

Its not that i cant take this sort of things, its just that it feels so out of this world to have many coincidences happening....have the Gods deemed it...are they happy when we are together..are they sad when we are not...or is it just a mere coincidence....or is it not.......are our fates destined to be together...or am i overreacting...LOL...i hope its what i think it is...because i dont want to lose it...i want to keep it right there in my heart...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Love love love......


I wish to stay entrapped forever...

With you for all eternity...

Our hearts, always as one...

Knowing that I could never find this feeling with anyone...

Always sending chills down my spine...

I love that you are with me, and glad that you are mine...

I think of you each morning and dream of you each night...

And because of u never have I fallen this hard...

But I am quickly on my way up...

and I have written your name in the sky,but the wind blew it away...

I written your name in the sand,but the waves washed it away...

I wrote your name in my heart...

and I promise forever it will stay right in my heart
it has from the very start....
I love you...=]

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Paddy...the tricky Irishman

The Inland Revenue decides to audit Paddy, and summons him to an appointment with the most thorough auditor in the office. The auditor is not surprised when Paddy shows up with his solicitor. The auditor says, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the Inland Revenue finds that believable.' 'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Paddy. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and says, 'Okay. You're on!' Paddy says, 'I'll bet you a thousand pound that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'No way! It's a bet.' Paddy removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Paddy says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand pound that I can bite my other eye.' The auditor can tell Paddy isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Paddy removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realises he has bet and lost three thousand quid, with Paddy's solicitor as a witness. He starts to get nervous. 'Would you like to go double or nothing?' Paddy asks. 'I'll bet you six thousand pound that I can stand on one side of your desk and piss into that rubbish bin on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.' The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way Paddy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Paddy stands beside the desk and unzips his trousers, but although he strains for all his worth, he can't make the stream reach the bin on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realising that he has just turned a major loss into a big win. But Paddy's solicitor moans and puts his head in his hands. 'Are you okay?' the auditor asks. 'Not really,' says the solicitor. 'This morning, when Paddy told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me 20,000 pounds that he could come in here and piss all over your desk - and that you'd be happy about it.'

A good laugh a day...keeps the doctor away...[=...chowz..